
What's on at the moment?
A heartwarming comedy from The Hazlemere Players. Meet two mischievous ghosts whose attempts to haunt their old cottage lead to laughter, confusion and unexpected friendship. The perfect Halloween entertainment. Recommended for ages 12 and over. Two performances only
You can also buy tickets by contacting the Hazlemere Community Centre
or
at the door on the night.
Simon Willis, the aspiring novelist under the will of the ghostly inhabitants, is played by Craig Harman-Longstaff
Flic Willis, the long suffering but gentle wife of Simon, is played by Grace Jones
Marcia Bradshaw, the 'Beast of Basingstoke' mother-in-law, is played by Lois Durbin.
Jack Cameron, famous crime-writer and sardonic ghost, is played by Martin Scott


Angel, the Guardian, called down to Earth by an SOS, is played by Kerri-Ann Walsh
Mark Webster, the haunted and nervous estate agent, is played by Kevin Taylor
Suzie Cameron, reluctant stay-at-home ghost, is played by Mel Hodges
WHEN FAMOUS CRIME WRITER Jack Cameron and his wife Susie drown in a boating accident, they are refused entry into heaven – Jack is a card-carrying atheist – so they return to haunt the country cottage where they lived. Life is dull. Their only pleasure comes from spooking the estate agent and frightening away any would-be tenants.
Things change when Susie persuades Jack to allow a young couple, Simon, an aspiring crime writer, and Flic, his pregnant wife, to move in. Inevitably Susie and Jack become drawn into their lives, and whilst Simon has writer's block, Marcia, Flic's monstrous mother, is doing her best to separate them.
With no hope of success, Suzie calls up her Guardian Angel who, when she arrives, is not the angelic figure one would expect. She tells Jack he can help Simon write his book but by an unorthodox method which causes moments of utter confusion. Christmas arrives, so does a snowstorm, and so does the baby. Then comes a moment of crisis and Jack finds himself doing something that no card-carrying atheist would ever admit to. But will it help . . . ?

Pam Valentine is a successful British comedy and theatre writer whose career has spanned television, radio, and stage, driven by a lifelong passion for storytelling and entertaining audiences.
This amateur production is presented by arrangement with Music Theatre International on behalf of Josef Weinberger Ltd. www.mtishows.co.uk | www.josef-weinberger.com
Director : Kerry Huggett
Backstage team: Joyce Walsh, Millie Clayton
Set Designer/Construction/Set Build Team: Gary Warington, Kevin Taylor and Players
Lighting Designer/Sound Designer
Gary Warrington assisted by Ben Hodges
Wardrobe/ Make-up: Rey Walsh
Prompt:Charlotte Bird
Front of House Team: Ash Ryan, Dave Allan, Babs Yates, Pete Yates, Dave Reeves, Sue Peatey OfficePublicity/MarketingProgramme Design: Kerry and AI
Photography: Ash Ryan and Chris Rowan. Refreshments/Raffle Team: Tina Morris Dave Allan
Special Thanks/Acknowledgements:
The Hazlemere Community Centre management, who assist us in every way, and without whom we would have no production.